Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Anti Joke

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