Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Poop

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Anti Joke

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