Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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