Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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knock knock whos there not me

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hi

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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who drinks pee? katness

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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