You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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