A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Flop dog

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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