why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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