Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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lol

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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