How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Poop

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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