A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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Women's rights.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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