Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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