Poop

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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hi

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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