No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Jews.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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a man died

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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