BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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who drinks pee? katness

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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