i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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