How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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