yeah..

two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

hi

Poop

What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

lol

Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

Anti Joke

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