What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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