What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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