What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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