What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Women's rights.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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British Dentistry

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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who drinks pee? katness

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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