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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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lol

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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