Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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