How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Your mom walks into a bar.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

Paperclip... BANANA?!

Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

What's older than history? Pre-history.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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