What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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9/11

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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