- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

What's older than history? Pre-history.

Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

who drinks pee? katness

Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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