why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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knock knock whos there not me

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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lol

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agp

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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hi

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