Once upon a time, your face.

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9/11

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Women's rights.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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who drinks pee? katness

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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British Dentistry

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