Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Women's rights.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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British Dentistry

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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