roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Anti Joke

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