How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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