Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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who drinks pee? katness

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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yeah..

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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