i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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British Dentistry

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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