I'm so hungry I could eat food

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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