What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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