what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Poop

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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lol

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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