Women's rights.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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