Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Women's rights.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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