why did the man die? because he died.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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British Dentistry

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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Women's rights.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Anti Joke

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