Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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