How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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a man died

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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wat?

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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