Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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who drinks pee? katness

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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