Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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who drinks pee? katness

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Poop

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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lol

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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