Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Anti Joke

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