Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Women's rights.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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who drinks pee? katness

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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