Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Hi

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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