What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Women's rights.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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hi

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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