- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

2 women were sitting quietly.

what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

who drinks pee? katness

You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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