Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Women's rights.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Anti Joke

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