i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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