Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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agp

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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who drinks pee? katness

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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Barack Obama.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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