What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Hello penis

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Hi

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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