A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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British Dentistry

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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9/11

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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who drinks pee? katness

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Women's rights.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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