What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Poop

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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knock knock whos there not me

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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lol

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agp

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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