Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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Barack Obama.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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agp

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Women's rights.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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