why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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who drinks pee? katness

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Yo momma is SO black.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Anti Joke

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