Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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knock knock whos there not me

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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