What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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who drinks pee? katness

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Women's rights.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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a man died

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Yo momma is SO black.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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