Women's rights.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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who drinks pee? katness

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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JFK

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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wat?

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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