Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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a man died

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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9/11

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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who drinks pee? katness

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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