how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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