- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is SO black.

Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

knock knock whos there not me

How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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