Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Anti Joke

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