What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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yeah..

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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who drinks pee? katness

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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hi

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Poop

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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