Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Jews.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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