- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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