Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Poop

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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knock knock whos there not me

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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