A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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