Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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Anti Joke

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