Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Anti Joke

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