What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Poop

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Anti Joke

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