Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Once upon a time, your face.

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who drinks pee? katness

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Anti Joke

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