Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Jews.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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hi

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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