Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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who drinks pee? katness

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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