why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Once upon a time, your face.

who drinks pee? katness

Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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