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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

Two girls are sitting quietly.

Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

I'm so hungry I could eat food

What's the square root of four? Two.

roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

What's older than history? Pre-history.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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