Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

who drinks pee? katness

What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

Anti Joke

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