the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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