Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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British Dentistry

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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