- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

Your mom walks into a bar.

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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