Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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