A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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why did the man die? because he died.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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Women's rights.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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