What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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