- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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