how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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