Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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The 80's

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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