Two girls are sitting quietly.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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