My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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British Dentistry

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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hi

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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