Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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hi

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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