What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Two girls are sitting quietly.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Your mom walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

I dont no the difference between their and there

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down +130

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

thumb_up thumb_down +38

how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The 80's

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

thumb_up thumb_down

Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops