Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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The 80's

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a man died

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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JFK

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

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