I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Yo momma is SO black.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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hi

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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