What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

thumb_up thumb_down

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's older than history? Pre-history.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

thumb_up thumb_down -7

William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops