- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

Two girls are sitting quietly.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

A seal walks into a club.

What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

I dont no the difference between their and there

What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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