Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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hi

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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69

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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