Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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The 80's

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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JFK

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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