- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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