why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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who drinks pee? katness

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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