Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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The 80's

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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