knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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