- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

British Dentistry

Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

JFK

Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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