What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Flop dog

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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JFK

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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Anti Joke

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