Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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JFK

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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British Dentistry

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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The 80's

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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