- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

What's black and blue and red all over Sex

Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

Flop dog

People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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