British Dentistry

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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