Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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