Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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JFK

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Flop dog

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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