You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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The 80's

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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British Dentistry

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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