- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

Yidi Huang lives here.

If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

Paperclip... BANANA?!

A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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