What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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