Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

whats bright and yellow? the sun.

what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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