Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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British Dentistry

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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