Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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JFK

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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