- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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