alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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