A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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British Dentistry

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Flop dog

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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