- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

JFK

Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

British Dentistry

What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

The 80's

What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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