"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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