Knock knock. Who's there?

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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The 80's

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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