What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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The 80's

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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JFK

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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