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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

A seal walks into a club.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

Two girls are sitting quietly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

Your mom walks into a bar.

What's older than history? Pre-history.

Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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