Two girls are sitting quietly.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

A seal walks into a club.

Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

What's older than history? Pre-history.

What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

Your mom walks into a bar.

Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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