How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Anti Joke

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