Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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who drinks pee? katness

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The 80's

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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