what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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9/11

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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