- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

Your mom walks into a bar.

Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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