Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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yeah..

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