Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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hi

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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