Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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