Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

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