Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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