what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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a man died

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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