Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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JFK

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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