What's older than history? Pre-history.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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hi

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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The 80's

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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JFK

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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