Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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The 80's

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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JFK

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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