Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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