What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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JFK

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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A seal walks into a club.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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