JFK

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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