Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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