Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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matt shut up

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A seal walks into a club.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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The 80's

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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