Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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