What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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matt shut up

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A seal walks into a club.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Anti Joke

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