What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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