What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Flop dog

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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matt shut up

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