What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Passing by

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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mooooh im a cow

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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The 80's

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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