- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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