What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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