shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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A seal walks into a club.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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