what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Flop dog

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ObamaCare

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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69

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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British Dentistry

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