Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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a man died

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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