Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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British Dentistry

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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