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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

who drinks pee? katness

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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