What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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a man died

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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