Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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The 80's

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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Anti Joke

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