An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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9/11

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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