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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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