Paperclip... BANANA?!

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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JFK

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69

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Women's rights.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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