Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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