- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

Women's rights.

roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

yeah..

what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

Poop

Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

why did the man die? because he died.

Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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