Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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