- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

Jews.

What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Yo momma is SO black.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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