why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Women's rights.

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Jews.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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