What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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British Dentistry

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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