Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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yeah..

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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who drinks pee? katness

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