What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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yeah..

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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who drinks pee? katness

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Jews.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Women's rights.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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