Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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hi

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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