Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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