- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

Once upon a time, your face.

What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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