what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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JFK

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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