Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

Paperclip... BANANA?!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

Im ashamed of being from Canada

why did the man die? because he died.

Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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