why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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hi

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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JFK

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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