What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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who drinks pee? katness

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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