What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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