Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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