a man died

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Jews.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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