How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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