what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

Yo momma is SO black.

whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Two girls are sitting quietly.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

who drinks pee? katness

Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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