Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

I'm so hungry I could eat food

i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

Get me a sandwich, bitch

the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

hi

Anti Joke

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