What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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who drinks pee? katness

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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