When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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a man died

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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