A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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yeah..

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Women's rights.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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who drinks pee? katness

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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