Paperclip... BANANA?!

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Anti Joke

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