Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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who drinks pee? katness

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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