How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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pizzano is a tool.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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British Dentistry

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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