What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Jews.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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