- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

Yidi Huang lives here.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

Flop dog

Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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