Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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British Dentistry

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JFK

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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