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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

The 80's

Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

I dont no the difference between their and there

"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Your mom walks into a bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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