What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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Flop dog

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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The 80's

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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