Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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