What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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