finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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