What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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