My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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yeah..

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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