What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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a man died

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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