Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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a man died

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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