WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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knock knock whos there not me

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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