What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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a man died

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Jews.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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