knock knock whos there not me

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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