What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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Women's rights.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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yeah..

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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who drinks pee? katness

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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