Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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who drinks pee? katness

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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