What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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who drinks pee? katness

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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