Your mom walks into a bar.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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a man died

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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