WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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9/11

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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