What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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9/11

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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