Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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A seal walks into a club.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Women's rights.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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who drinks pee? katness

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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