Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Women's rights.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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