whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Women's rights.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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