People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Yo momma is SO black.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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