what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Women's rights.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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yeah..

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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