A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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JFK

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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A seal walks into a club.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Jews.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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