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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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JFK

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Jews.

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who drinks pee? katness

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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