Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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a man died

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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knock knock whos there not me

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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