a man died

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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hi

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Jews.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Anti Joke

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