What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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