Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Jews.

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