What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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knock knock whos there not me

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Poop

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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