Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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who drinks pee? katness

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Yo momma is SO black.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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