Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Jews.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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British Dentistry

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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9/11

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a man died

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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JFK

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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agp

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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