I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Jews.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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