What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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