why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Poop

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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