what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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knock knock whos there not me

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Jews.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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