Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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who drinks pee? katness

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Poop

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