Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Women's rights.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Once upon a time, your face.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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