Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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Women's rights.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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