if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Women's rights.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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who drinks pee? katness

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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JFK

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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