- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

why did the man die? because he died.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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