Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Jews.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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who drinks pee? katness

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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