why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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knock knock whos there not me

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Poop

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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who drinks pee? katness

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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