why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Women's rights.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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