Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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