whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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9/11

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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