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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

why did the man die? because he died.

I'm so hungry I could eat food

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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