Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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lol

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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