What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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British Dentistry

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Women's rights.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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