How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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9/11

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a man died

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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