Knock knock. Who's there?

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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