the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Jews.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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