Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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