i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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who drinks pee? katness

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Jews.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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knock knock whos there not me

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Poop

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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