Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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JFK

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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a man died

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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who drinks pee? katness

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