Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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9/11

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a man died

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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