Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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