If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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yeah..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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hi

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Poop

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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