whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Poop

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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