Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Jews.

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who drinks pee? katness

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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