why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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9/11

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a man died

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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