Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Hi

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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JFK

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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a man died

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Anti Joke

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