finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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who drinks pee? katness

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Yo momma is SO black.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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