the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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Jews.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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British Dentistry

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