what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

Your mom walks into a bar.

Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

Hello penis

Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

Paperclip... BANANA?!

Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

agp

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

9/11

a man died

No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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