if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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a man died

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Women's rights.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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9/11

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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