If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Poop

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

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