Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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yeah..

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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lol

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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