If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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