Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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Women's rights.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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