How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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who drinks pee? katness

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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