How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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