Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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9/11

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a man died

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Hello penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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