Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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9/11

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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