Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Jews.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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