Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Women's rights.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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