Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Jews.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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