A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Women's rights.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Jews.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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