What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

Barack Obama.

Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

Jews.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

British Dentistry

Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

9/11

What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

a man died

Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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