why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Poop

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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hi

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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