Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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British Dentistry

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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