Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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British Dentistry

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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9/11

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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JFK

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Women's rights.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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a man died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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