What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Hi

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Women's rights.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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who drinks pee? katness

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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JFK

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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