what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Women's rights.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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who drinks pee? katness

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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JFK

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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