How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Women's rights.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Jews.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Anti Joke

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