Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Yo momma is SO black.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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British Dentistry

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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hi

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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lol

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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