- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

a man died

Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

Hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Jews.

Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

Yo momma is SO black.

Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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