Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Jews.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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who drinks pee? katness

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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