roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Once upon a time, your face.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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