Yo momma is SO black.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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