Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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lol

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Jews.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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who drinks pee? katness

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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