Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Anti Joke

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