Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Hello penis

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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9/11

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a man died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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