Women's rights.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Anti Joke

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