Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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Flop dog

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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