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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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