- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

Flop dog

Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

Yidi Huang lives here.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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