Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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Mitch

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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British Dentistry

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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