Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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