What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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yeah..

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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