Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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JFK

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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