Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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ObamaCare

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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