What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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Flop dog

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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