Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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JFK

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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