Flop dog

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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British Dentistry

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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The 80's

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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