Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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