Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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God

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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