Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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