What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Mitch

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