What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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JFK

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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