Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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