Yidi Huang lives here.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Mitch

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Flop dog

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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