Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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Flop dog

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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