What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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matt shut up

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Mitch

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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ObamaCare

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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