Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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