if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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