Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Flop dog

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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