A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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mooooh im a cow

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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pizzano is a tool.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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