What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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