What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Mitch

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Anti Joke

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