What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Mitch

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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