Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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ObamaCare

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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pizzano is a tool.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Mitch

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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