Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Flop dog

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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