Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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