If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Mitch

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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