you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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