What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Mitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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