What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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