The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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