What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Flop dog

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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