Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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