Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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A seal walks into a club.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Mitch

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Flop dog

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Anti Joke

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