- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

Yidi Huang lives here.

what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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