What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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ObamaCare

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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