I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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ObamaCare

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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