Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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