Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Mitch

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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