- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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