What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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