JFK

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pizzano is a tool.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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