Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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