Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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