how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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God

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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JFK

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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