What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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