What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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pizzano is a tool.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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