Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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ObamaCare

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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