Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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matt shut up

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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pizzano is a tool.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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Anti Joke

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