Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Anti Joke

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