- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

What's red and on fire? My crotch

why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Mitch

How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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