Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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matt shut up

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Mitch

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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