Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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