What's red and on fire? My crotch

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Mitch

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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