whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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