A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Mitch

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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