Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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pizzano is a tool.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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