Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What's red and on fire? My crotch

what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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