Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Mitch

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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