Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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