What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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matt shut up

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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pizzano is a tool.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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