What's red and on fire? My crotch

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

thumb_up thumb_down +1

whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

thumb_up thumb_down -117

What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

thumb_up thumb_down -199

How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

126

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Good for him. Thats wonderful!

thumb_up thumb_down -78

Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

thumb_up thumb_down -98

I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

thumb_up thumb_down +49

what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

thumb_up thumb_down -1

how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops