matt shut up

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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