And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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matt shut up

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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pizzano is a tool.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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