matt shut up

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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ObamaCare

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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69

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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A seal walks into a club.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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Mitch

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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