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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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matt shut up

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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Mitch

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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pizzano is a tool.

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