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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's red and on fire? My crotch

What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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