A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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