Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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pizzano is a tool.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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