How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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matt shut up

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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