- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

pizzano is a tool.

What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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