What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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