What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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