Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Mitch

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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