What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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God

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ObamaCare

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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