What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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