Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Passing by

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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