Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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God

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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A seal walks into a club.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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