Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Good for him. Thats wonderful!

thumb_up thumb_down -79

Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

thumb_up thumb_down -83

What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

thumb_up thumb_down +66

What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Domain Name Register - We provide Private Domain Registration with free of cost. - We provide Free DNS Management & Domain theft Protection - Your Domain name will secure & hassel free in lowest price. - We also provide 24/7 technical support for all our clients in all major Indian Languages. - We guarantee an uptime of 99.9% which is unheard of in this industry. - We provide 07 days unconditional money back guarantee for our web hosting service. If you are not satisfied, you can request for cancellation of service and refund within 07 days from the date of signing up. You may visit us @ http://www.register-domainname.in

thumb_up thumb_down -26

126

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

thumb_up thumb_down -76

What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

thumb_up thumb_down -88

Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

thumb_up thumb_down +153

What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops