Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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matt shut up

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Mitch

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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