What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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pizzano is a tool.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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