What's red and on fire? My crotch

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matt shut up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Mitch

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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