Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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pizzano is a tool.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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