What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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69

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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