how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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pizzano is a tool.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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