- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

pizzano is a tool.

Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

What's red and on fire? My crotch

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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