What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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