Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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