A seal walks into a club.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Mitch

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

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