What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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7>6

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Mitch

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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God

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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