Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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pizzano is a tool.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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