what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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pizzano is a tool.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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