knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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pizzano is a tool.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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