Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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