Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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