What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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