Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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