Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

thumb_up thumb_down +31

82

thumb_up thumb_down +27

whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

thumb_up thumb_down -121

Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

thumb_up thumb_down -84

What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

thumb_up thumb_down -156

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

thumb_up thumb_down +59

A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops