A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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