Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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pizzano is a tool.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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