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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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knock knock whos there not me

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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pizzano is a tool.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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