What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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