Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

whats bright and yellow? the sun.

Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

Mitch

Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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