How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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82

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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