Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Mitch

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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