Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

pizzano is a tool.

Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's red and on fire? My crotch

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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