How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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God

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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