What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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82

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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