Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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