How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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pizzano is a tool.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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