Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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pizzano is a tool.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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