Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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God

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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