What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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pizzano is a tool.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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