How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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God

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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