Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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ObamaCare

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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God

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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matt shut up

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69

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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pizzano is a tool.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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82

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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