alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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God

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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