- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

God

alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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