What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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