what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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knock knock whos there not me

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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