why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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Mitch

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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