Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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LIE

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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God

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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