how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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God

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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