Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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