How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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