How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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