- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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