Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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