- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

whats bright and yellow? the sun.

Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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