What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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pizzano is a tool.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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knock knock whos there not me

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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