- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

whats bright and yellow? the sun.

what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

pizzano is a tool.

what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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knock knock whos there not me

What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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