Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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God

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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LIE

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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