What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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matt shut up

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LIE

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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pizzano is a tool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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