- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

What's red and on fire? My crotch

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