I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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