A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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LIE

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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