A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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LIE

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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