Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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