roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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LIE

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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