What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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