Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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God

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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