A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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