What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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