A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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