What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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