q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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A Weight loss service that works

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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7>6

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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