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Allie said yesssssssss!

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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