So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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LIE

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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