- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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