How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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