Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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LIE

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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