Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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