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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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LIE

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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