What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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