- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

ObamaCare

Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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