What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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