Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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