What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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matt shut up

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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