Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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LIE

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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