Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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ObamaCare

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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God

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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