Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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