What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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pizzano is a tool.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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