- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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