Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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