How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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God

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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