Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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ObamaCare

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pizzano is a tool.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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matt shut up

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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