Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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LIE

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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