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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

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