What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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pizzano is a tool.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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