Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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