why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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LIE

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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