Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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God

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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LIE

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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