How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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ObamaCare

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God

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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