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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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LIE

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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