On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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