What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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LIE

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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ObamaCare

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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matt shut up

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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