Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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ObamaCare

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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