what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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