What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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ObamaCare

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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LIE

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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