How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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