The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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LIE

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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