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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

Anything Dane Cook says

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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