Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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