A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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