What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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LIE

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Starter clothing

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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