roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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