What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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