"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

Allie said yesssssssss!

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

Starter clothing

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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