How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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