- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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