why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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ObamaCare

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God

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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