Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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