Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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God

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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