What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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