How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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