Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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Anti Joke

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