Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Starter clothing

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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