What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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LIE

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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ObamaCare

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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