Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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