How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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