What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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