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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

Anything Dane Cook says

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

why did the internet crash? it didn't

A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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