A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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KSI

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A Weight loss service that works

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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Anything Dane Cook says

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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