adam shagged katie lololol

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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