Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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A Weight loss service that works

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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