Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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