Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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