- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

Anything Dane Cook says

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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