whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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