What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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