What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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