What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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adam shagged katie lololol

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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