Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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LIE

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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