Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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ObamaCare

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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