When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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