What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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