Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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