Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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A Weight loss service that works

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Anything Dane Cook says

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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