What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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