- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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