The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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KSI

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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