whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

Allie said yesssssssss!

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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