Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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