What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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Mitch

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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