Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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KSI

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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