How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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