- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

Allie said yesssssssss!

Hello penis

What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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