Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Anything Dane Cook says

Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Starter clothing

If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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