who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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ObamaCare

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