What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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The NHL playoffs

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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A Weight loss service that works

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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Anti Joke

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