KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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ObamaCare

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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