How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Anything Dane Cook says

Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

What's red and on fire? My crotch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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