Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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KSI

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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