What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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