- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

7>6

Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

Anything Dane Cook says

Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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