What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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