Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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