- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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