What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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