What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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