Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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