A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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