- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

- What's green and invisible? holds out empty hand - This cabbage

What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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