What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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A Weight loss service that works

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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Anti Joke

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