- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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