A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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KSI

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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A Weight loss service that works

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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