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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

- What's green and invisible? holds out empty hand - This cabbage

Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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