How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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