What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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