A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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