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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

- What's green and invisible? holds out empty hand - This cabbage

So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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