What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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