Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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