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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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The NHL playoffs

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Hello penis

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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