I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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