What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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