What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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Anything Dane Cook says

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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A Weight loss service that works

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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