Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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