Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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