What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

Anti jokes SUCK!

After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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