"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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