"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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A Weight loss service that works

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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