- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

- What's green and invisible? holds out empty hand - This cabbage

What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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