why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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