What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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