what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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adam shagged katie lololol

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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