What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Anti Joke

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