how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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