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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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