- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

- What's green and invisible? holds out empty hand - This cabbage

What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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