Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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