How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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Anti Joke

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