How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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