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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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