i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

Allie said yesssssssss!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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