what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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adam shagged katie lololol

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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KSI

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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