Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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