Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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