Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Anti Joke

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