How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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KSI

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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