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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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