How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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KSI

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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