Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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