What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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