A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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