Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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