what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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