what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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