did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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