Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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the battle of waterloo

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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7>6

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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