Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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LIE

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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