- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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