Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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The NHL playoffs

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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