A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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LIE

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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KSI

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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A Weight loss service that works

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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