Allie said yesssssssss!

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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KSI

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Anti Joke

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