What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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