What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Poverty.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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adam shagged katie lololol

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Mitch

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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