what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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Anti Joke

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