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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

- What's green and invisible? holds out empty hand - This cabbage

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

Allie said yesssssssss!

What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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