How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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Passing by

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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