Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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Passing by

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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