What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Allie said yesssssssss!

thumb_up thumb_down -47

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

thumb_up thumb_down -77

Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What items don't float? A school bus full of children

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

thumb_up thumb_down -104

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

thumb_up thumb_down +107

A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

thumb_up thumb_down +77

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down +63

Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

thumb_up thumb_down -71

Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -133

Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

thumb_up thumb_down -38

A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

thumb_up thumb_down -106

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops