What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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Passing by

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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