- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

adam shagged katie lololol

What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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