Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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A Weight loss service that works

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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