What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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A Weight loss service that works

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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adam shagged katie lololol

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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