Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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