Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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