roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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7>6

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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Anti Joke

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