A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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LIE

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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Anti Joke

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