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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

Passing by

Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

- What's green and invisible? holds out empty hand - This cabbage

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