- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

- What's green and invisible? holds out empty hand - This cabbage

what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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