A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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69

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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Passing by

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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A Weight loss service that works

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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