Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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