A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

Allie said yesssssssss!

a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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