Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Passing by

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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