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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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