- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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Passing by

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A Weight loss service that works

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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