What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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