Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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Passing by

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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