Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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