If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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