Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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