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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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