What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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A Weight loss service that works

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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