What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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