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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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