A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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A Weight loss service that works

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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