An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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A Weight loss service that works

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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