What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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