- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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