Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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7>6

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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