What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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