Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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A Weight loss service that works

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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Anti Joke

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