Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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A Weight loss service that works

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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