Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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7>6

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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