How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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