Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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