- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

- What's green and invisible? holds out empty hand - This cabbage

Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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