Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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Anti Joke

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