What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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