Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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Poverty.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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