Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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Passing by

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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Anti Joke

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