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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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