- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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