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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

Allie said yesssssssss!

a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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