- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

- What's green and invisible? holds out empty hand - This cabbage

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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