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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

- What's green and invisible? holds out empty hand - This cabbage

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