What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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ObamaCare

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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