What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

LIE

What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

the battle of waterloo

A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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