Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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The NHL playoffs

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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Passing by

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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LIE

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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