Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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