Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Anti Joke

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