what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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7>6

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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