- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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Passing by

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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Poverty.

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Hello penis

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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