What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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