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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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