Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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7>6

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

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