what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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7>6

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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A Weight loss service that works

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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