What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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