- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

Passing by

Starter clothing

What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

what do you call a retarded italian Niko

Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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