Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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