What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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7>6

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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A Weight loss service that works

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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