Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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7>6

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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