Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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A Weight loss service that works

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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Passing by

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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