Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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