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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

7>6

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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