- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

Allie said yesssssssss!

Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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