What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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Hello penis

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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