Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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Hello penis

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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7>6

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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