What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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Hello penis

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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