what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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