A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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Hello penis

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adam shagged katie lololol

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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Passing by

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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