Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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