An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Starter clothing

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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Hello penis

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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