How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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Passing by

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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7>6

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