what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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Hello penis

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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A Weight loss service that works

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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