Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Starter clothing

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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Hello penis

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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