Passing by

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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