Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Poverty.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Hello penis

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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adam shagged katie lololol

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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