What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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