What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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Hello penis

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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