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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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What's 6+2? 16

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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Starter clothing

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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