What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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7>6

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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