What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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Hello penis

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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7>6

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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