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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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