How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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Hello penis

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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69

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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Starter clothing

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

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