Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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