Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Hello penis

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A Weight loss service that works

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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