a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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Hello penis

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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