Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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alert("The Game");

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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