Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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What's 6+2? 16

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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Hello penis

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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