how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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What's 6+2? 16

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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