What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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