a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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the battle of waterloo

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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Knock knock It's open

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adam shagged katie lololol

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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Hello penis

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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