Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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the battle of waterloo

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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Hello penis

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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