- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

what do you call a retarded italian Niko

what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

Knock knock It's open

the battle of waterloo

Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

Hello penis

A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

adam shagged katie lololol

How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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