What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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7>6

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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Starter clothing

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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What's 6+2? 16

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Hello penis

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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69

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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