how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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Hello penis

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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Passing by

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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