"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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the battle of waterloo

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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Passing by

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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