Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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Starter clothing

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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Anti Joke

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