"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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69

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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What's 6+2? 16

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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Hello penis

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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