What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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What's 6+2? 16

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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the battle of waterloo

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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7>6

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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