a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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