Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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mooooh im a cow

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Poverty.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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the battle of waterloo

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Starter clothing

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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