Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Knock knock It's open

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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