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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

Knock knock It's open

Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

mooooh im a cow

q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

how black is a black man? pretty black.

what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

the battle of waterloo

What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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