What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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Knock knock It's open

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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the battle of waterloo

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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Poverty.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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Anti Joke

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