What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Poverty.

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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7>6

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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