If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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the battle of waterloo

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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mooooh im a cow

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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