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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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Knock knock It's open

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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the battle of waterloo

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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