Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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Poverty.

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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