What's brown and sticky? Poop

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Starter clothing

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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