Knock knock It's open

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What's 6+2? 16

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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