Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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Poverty.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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Knock knock It's open

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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