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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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the battle of waterloo

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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