what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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the battle of waterloo

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock It's open

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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