how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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What's 6+2? 16

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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