What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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Starter clothing

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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Knock knock It's open

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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