how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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the battle of waterloo

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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Anti Joke

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