a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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Poverty.

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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7>6

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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Hello penis

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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