If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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Starter clothing

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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Knock knock It's open

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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