What's brown and sticky? Poop

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Knock knock It's open

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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What's 6+2? 16

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the battle of waterloo

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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