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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

Knock knock It's open

Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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What's 6+2? 16

What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

the battle of waterloo

what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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