What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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mooooh im a cow

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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