what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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What's 6+2? 16

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Poverty.

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