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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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Knock knock It's open

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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mooooh im a cow

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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Poverty.

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alert("The Game");

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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