There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Knock knock It's open

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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