What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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Knock knock It's open

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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