A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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mooooh im a cow

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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the battle of waterloo

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