What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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