Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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mooooh im a cow

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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