Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Knock knock It's open

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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the battle of waterloo

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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