Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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mooooh im a cow

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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