What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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