- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

alert("The Game");

How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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