What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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Poverty.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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Anti Joke

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