What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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