- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

alert("The Game");

How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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