A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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