y momma so fat that she's heavy

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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mooooh im a cow

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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