What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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mooooh im a cow

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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alert("The Game");

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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