What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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mooooh im a cow

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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