- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

y momma so fat that she's heavy

Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

alert("The Game");

What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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