- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

who has no willy? robbie kearns

why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

Good for him. Thats wonderful!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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