- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

Knock knock It's open

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

mooooh im a cow

What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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