why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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Poverty.

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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