- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

alert("The Game");

Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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