a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

mooooh im a cow

what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

alert("The Game");

How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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