- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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