Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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alert("The Game");

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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mooooh im a cow

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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