Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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Knock knock It's open

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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mooooh im a cow

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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