- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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