a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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I am Skaldak!

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alert("The Game");

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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mooooh im a cow

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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