- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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