- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

who has no willy? robbie kearns

Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

Poverty.

Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

Good for him. Thats wonderful!

Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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