Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Poverty.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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