A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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Poverty.

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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mooooh im a cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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