whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Poverty.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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Anti Joke

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