How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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