-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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