What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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alert("The Game");

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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