Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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